Autumn Ben-isms!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide.

I ran a marathon yesterday. Everyone got lost. Last time I organise anything.

If love conquers all, does that include conquering love?

Thought of the Day: Always buy clothes three sizes too big for you. That way people will constantly be congratulating you on losing weight.

“According to the traditional binary tree model, Proto-Uralic diverged from Proto-Samoyedic and Proto-Finno-Ugric.” Glad that’s cleared up then.

Builders sawing bricks outside. Incredible noise. Brick dust has settled on my lunch. On the plus side, I won’t need to add pepper.

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