I am technologically befuddled – I can’t add apps to my phone. Does this make me appathetic?
Tautology of the Day: I just don’t care that I am ambivalent about ambivalence because it just doesn’t matter.
People are only entitled to their opinions in direct proportion to their knowledge of the subject under discussion. This rule applies in all instances except when they are agreeing with me.
New Year’s Resolution Update: My fast is going slow.
Is it just me, or do crosswords make other people angry?
Homonym/heteronym sentence of the day: John recorded the fact that the band went on record stating they had booked a studio to record what they hoped would be a record-breaking record.
I landed on Planet Sensible, but lacking gravity, I bounced right off.
Something in the Water is beginning to make waves.
If you can’t do it in slow motion, you can’t do it at full speed. And that means you can’t teach it.
Marine Joke of the Day: What did the starfish say to the depressed seahorse? “You’re a neigh-sayer.”
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