I wish my smoke alarm would learn to recognize my cooking skills.
I have solved my London summer waking at 4am problem! Moving to the Eastern Seaboard of the USA (which is 5 hours behind). Anyone have a spare room?
Will I burn in hell for thinking instant coffee tastes better?
Thought of the day: you know it’s hot outside when you go outside and it’s hot.
Observation of the day: Tina Fey does a better Sarah Palin than Sarah Palin.
I like to ask myself the same question twice because it’s useful to get a second opinion.
By the time I could afford to do all the things I wanted to do, I didn’t want to do them anymore. Thank you time.
I had my hair cut today by a man aged 72 who said he had been cutting hair for 54 years. There are 100,000 follicles on the head – let’s say he cuts 1/2 inch off on average, 10 times a day, 220 days a year. If you laid the cut hair end-to-end, that would make approx. 90,000 miles of hair – or enough to wrap around the equator 3.6 times. (Note to self: get a life)
The headache and breathing problems caused by the chlorine/chloramines in my local swimming pool have been joined by another, potentially more serious symptom. Now my bath is clogged.
In my opinion … people are entitled to their opinions in proportion to how much they know about the topic under discussion.
Beware the flashing rapids. What you seek glides deep within the eddy, where darkness guards its silence.
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