Cooking tofu with a use by date of 2012. It will be interesting to see how this compares with the 2009 and 2004 I had last week.
I’ve taken up swimming. I’d forgotten how wet water is.
I have discovered the secret to eternal life. Don’t die.
Homo “sapiens” is a misnomer. Homo “pestifer mundi” (thanks to Google Translate) fits a lot better.
Sunday? SUNday? I want my money back.
Knowing the appalling etymology of “right” whales helps right a great wrong.
I’m impressed by people who help others, not by people who help themselves.
Without valleys, there would be no mountains.
I want to buy a submarine. If you have one for sale, please contact me by sonar.
Never book a judge by his lover.
I am having second thoughts about reincarnation.
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