More Ben-isms: Round Four!

BEN-CMy healthy diet means that for seven days I can only eat sloe berries. Looks like it’ll be a sloe-fast week.

Cooking tofu with a use by date of 2012. It will be interesting to see how this compares with the 2009 and 2004 I had last week.

I’ve taken up swimming. I’d forgotten how wet water is.

I have discovered the secret to eternal life. Don’t die.

Homo “sapiens” is a misnomer.  Homo “pestifer mundi” (thanks to Google Translate) fits a lot better.

Sunday? SUNday? I want my money back.

Knowing the appalling etymology of “right” whales helps right a great wrong.

I’m impressed by people who help others, not by people who help themselves.

Without valleys, there would be no mountains.

I want to buy a submarine. If you have one for sale, please contact me by sonar.

Never book a judge by his lover.

I am having second thoughts about reincarnation.

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