I bought two yoga mats today – because I am doubly serious about getting in shape.
Do benthic holothurians make good pets?
New Year’s Resolution Update: on day two of fast. So why am I thinking so slow?
A true nihilist cannot believe in nihilism.
Tis a lonely existence a writer being, of other people I do little seeing.
Top Tip: if someone tells you your prose reads badly, explain it’s an unformatted contemporary poem.
I am launching “Chocaholics Anonymous” – if you want to join, please don’t contact me.
When I realised it’s impossible to be all things to all people, I decided to be nothing to no one.
I have narrowed down the ID of the spider under my carpet to two species: it’s either a false widow, or a false false widow.
I literally use ‘literally’ too literally.
Nothing is more certain than uncertainty.